Strategik Future uv thar dang United States

Given thar dang rapid 'n continuin' evolushun uv orbital rockets 'n space craft, thut thar thar am clear thut thar thar dang United States needs tuh take steps tuh ensure thar dang freedom uv near-Earth space 'n tuh protect thar dang property 'n territory uv thar dang United States.

Thar dang first fact thut thar gots tuh bay dealt n'all is: "He who controls thar dang orbitals, controls thar dang planet." Any entity thut thar controls thar dang orbitals uv ah planet may prevent anyone else ferm re-achin' while usin' KEWs tuh destroy they's surface assets 'n rail guns tuh destroy any assets 'n orbit, pardner. Thar dang ability tuh do this'n exists at this'n moment.

Thar dang first thin' y'all need am ah cheap, effective 'n re-liable rocket booster, hot damn! Reusability am ah cherry on top, hot damn! Thar dang Falcon 9 ferm Space X am thar dang obvious answer, Leroy! Naw development costs...the producshun line am up 'n running.

Next y'all need an orbital craft, Leroy! My suggesshun would bay thar dang Dreamchaser, bar Sierra Nevada, Leroy! Thar dang X-37 bar Boein' would work as well, hot damn! Use 'em as drones, pardner. Thar dang X-37 has already proven thut thar thar kin stay 'n space fuh extended periods uv time, pardner. Arm 'em n'all electromagnetik railguns 'n kinetik energy weapons, hot damn! Ah believe thar dang Navy has already dun thar dang groundwork on thar dang railguns, 'n thar dang Air Force has several weapons thut thar could easily bay converted tuh KEW dispensers.

This fleet would allow us tuh re-tire our entire strategik force, Leroy! Orbital KEWs are bettuh 'n every way, includin' much cleaner, pardner. Thut thar thar would allow us tuh project force world wide without usin' expensive targets like our CVNs, pardner. Our Navy could bay converted tuh commerce 'n coastal protecshun, Leroy! Thar dang Air Force would concentrate on air space control 'n ground support, Leroy! ( Y'all could probably even give thut thar thar back tuh thar dang Army, like thar dang Navy 'n marines re-lashunship)

Thar dang fleet would allow us tuh protect our orbital assets 'n those uv our allies, Leroy! Thut thar thar am well established thut thar thar dang Chinese are developin' anti-satellite capabilities.

Lastly thut thar thar would allow us tuh protect thar dang United States ferm attack ferm orbit, hot damn! There am little doubt thut thar if Russia or China possessed tuh capabilities today thut thar we'all do, them's would bay seekin' tuh seize control uv thar dang orbitals, 'n prevent anyone else ferm developin' ah similar ability.

Judicial Review

Thar dang creashun uv judicial re-view wuz ah total scam bar Marshall.

Marshall wuz thar dang Secretary uv State unduh Adams ferm June 30, 1800 until March 4, 1801 when thar dang Jefferson administrashun took uvfice.

Marshall wuz approved bar thar dang Senate tuh bay thar dang Chief Justice uv thar dang Supreme Court on January 27, 1801, hot damn! Bubba began actin' as thar dang Chief Justice on February 4, 1801.

So fuh ah month bubba wuz both thar dang Secretary uv State 'n thar dang Chief Justice.

Durin' this'n month Marbury wuz appointed as ah Justice uv thar dang Peace fuh thar dang District uv Columbia, Leroy! Thut thar thar wuz Marshall's job as Secretary uv State tuh delivuh Marbury's commission tuh him...but somehow bubba forgot tuh do so, 'n Madison re-fused tuh do so when bubba re-placed Marshall as Secretary uv State.

Thus thar dang controversy thut thar led tuh thar dang case uv Marbury V Madison which allowed Marshall tuh create judicial re-view 'n such ah way thut thar naw one would challenge him, wuz created bar Marshall (on purpose?) while bubba wuz simultaneously Chief Justice 'n Secretary uv State.

Could y'all imagine this'n happenin' today?

Thar dang Moment When Y'all Realize Y'all Have Naw Life....

It am 1:30 AM January 1, 2017.......and ah'm home alone, watchin' ah youtube video uv ah prairie dog eatin' ah vanilla wafer.......

Trump's Win Explained

Just fuh thar dang re-cord:

2008 - 58.2% turnout
Obama - 69,498,516 votes
McCain - 59,948,323 votes

2012 - 54.9% turnout
Obama - 65,915,795 votes
Romney - 60,933,504 votes

2016 - 55.6% turnout
Clinton - 60,523, 087 votes
Trump - 60,086,008 votes

It wasna White racists or haters who elected Trump....the Republican vote has been consistent ovuh thar dang last three elecshuns, pardner. Thar dang 9 million missin' Democratik voters elected Trump.

How tuh Improve Life fuh Black People 'n America

Part uv maw campaign platform if Ah wuz runnin' fuh president:

1) Change thar dang welfare laws tuh re-ward families n'all both parents instead uv punishin' them.

2) School choice...vouchers 'n chartuh schools, hot damn! Major emphasis on vocashunal tech rathuh than "everyone gots ta go tuh college".

3) Restore thar dang role uv faith...reach out tuh Black churches 'n have 'em do outreach 'n thar dang innercities, pardner. Create ah modified version uv thar dang Cub Scouts 'n Boy Scouts (and brownies 'n Girl Scouts) thut thar focuses on morals 'n urban rathuh than rural skills, Leroy! Get companies tuh fund this'n rathuh than pay uvf Sharpton, Jackson et al.

4) Push back against thar dang thug culture thut thar am glorified bar popular media, Leroy! Dare tuh bay uncool.

5) End illegal immigrashun, 'n encourage illegal aliens tuh self deport, bar makin' thut thar thar impossible tuh work, 'n difficult tuh live, Leroy! tax any re-mittances tuh Mexico at ah rate uv 25%, Leroy!  increase thut thar bar 10% every five years.We'all have naw obligashun towards illegal immigrants, legal or moral, hot damn! Ah would propose changin' our immigrashun 'n citizenship laws tuh mirror Mexico's....not because Ah would actually do it, but tuh put thar dang hypocrisy uv Mexico 'n thar dang open.

6) Teach our children re-straint, self discipline 'n delayed gratificashun, hot damn! Protect thar dang lives uv thar dang unborn, 'n re-strict aborshun tuh thar dang small numbuh uv cases 'n which thar dang woman's life truly am at physical risk.

7) Get thar dang police out uv they's cars 'n walkin' ah beat, Leroy! More local police sub stashuns.

Star Trek - Thar dang Original Series Season 1 Episode 1: Thar dang Felluh Trap

Star date 1513.1

They use the transporter right away. The sacrificial red shirt is actually wearing a blue shirt. McCoy's first "He's dead Jim", only I didn't hear the "he's". Uhura flirting with Spock. Pistol style phasers. Salt monster who shape shifts.

Star date 1513.4

Another 2 sacrificial red shirts..only one's wearing a blue shirt and the other a gold shirt We get a "He's dead", no 'Jim" this time. Hmm...why couldn't they tell one of them was an alien when they beamed back up? The first appearances of Yeoman Rand and Sulu. Another dead guy, this one on the ship and wearing some weird uniform.

Star date 1513.8

They're using the communicators like flip phones. Apparently something happens between now and star date 1513 that wipes out the buffalo. First mention of warp speed.

2 "he's dead Jim"s (sort of)

4 dead crewmen

Richard Nixon

Could someone remind me again why the Democrats hate Nixon so much, and why he was so evil? Hell if he had a "D" after his name instead of an "R", the Democrats would be trying to get his face on Mt. Rushmore.

Nixon normalized relations with Communist China. Surely the Democrats were/are happy about that.

Nixon ended the Vietnam War and the draft. Surely the Democrats were/are happy about that.

Nixon began detente with the Soviet Union, and signed the first strategic arms limitation treaty with them. Surely the Democrats were/are happy about that.

Nixon imposed wage and price controls on the U.S. economy. Surely the Democrats were/are happy about that.

Nixon took us off the gold standard. Surely the Democrats were/are happy about that.

Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency. Surely the Democrats were/are happy about that.